No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
2018 studio album by Half Man Half Biscuit
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Released | 18 May 2018 (2018-05-18) | |||
Genre | Post punk | |||
Length | 38:57 | |||
Label | Probe Plus | |||
Half Man Half Biscuit chronology | ||||
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No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut is the fourteenth album by Wirral-based rock band Half Man Half Biscuit, released on 18 May 2018 on Probe Plus Records.[1][2] It is the highest-charting album in the band's history, reaching UK #33.
The track "Every Time A Bell Rings" begins with the line "Ground control to Monty Don", mixing the opening words of David Bowie's "Space Oddity" with the Gardener's World presenter.[3]
Track listing
No. | Title | Length |
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1. | "Alehouse Futsal" | 1:48 |
2. | "Man of Constant Sorrow (With a Garage in Constant Use)" | 2:07 |
3. | "Knobheads on Quiz Shows" | 4:04 |
4. | "Bladderwrack Allowance" | 3:55 |
5. | "Renfield's Afoot" | 1:18 |
6. | "Terminus" | 3:46 |
7. | "The Announcement" | 2:41 |
8. | "What Made Colombia Famous" | 3:07 |
9. | "Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert" | 3:33 |
10. | "Every Time a Bell Rings" | 5:06 |
11. | "Emergency Locksmith" | 3:05 |
12. | "Mod. Diff. Vdiff. Hard Severe" | 2:41 |
13. | "Swerving the Checkatrade" | 1:46 |
Charts
Chart (2018) | Peak position |
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Scottish Albums (OCC)[4] | 16 |
UK Albums (OCC)[5] | 33 |
UK Independent Albums (OCC)[6] | 7 |
References
- ^ "No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut". Probe Plus. Retrieved 15 May 2018.
- ^ John Doran (2 March 2018). "New Half Man Half Biscuit LP Due In May". The Quietus. Retrieved 15 May 2018.
- ^ Middles, Mick (1 June 2018). "Half Man Half Biscuit - No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut". The Quietus. Retrieved 9 April 2018.
- ^ "Official Scottish Albums Chart Top 100". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 26 May 2018.
- ^ "Official Albums Chart Top 100". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 26 May 2018.
- ^ "Official Independent Albums Chart Top 50". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 31 July 2014.
External links
- "No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut". The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project. Retrieved 15 May 2018.
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